THIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S FULL-BODY ANTI-ZOMBIE CHAINMAIL FOR ANYONE STILL PTSD FROM THE STRIP’S METH-GOBLIN FROGGER RUN! Blasted with the entire “HOMELESS ON THE STRIP? MORE LIKE A FUCKING ZOMBIE OBSTACLE COURSE” manifesto across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight cotton that survived the piss puddles and human speed-bump gauntlet, this long-sleeve war zone storms 13 savage colors and every one reeks of truth harder than kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every victim who got screamed at while vaulting over a speed bump outside Versace, custom-printed on demand because therapy can’t unsee this shitshow! If these sleeves don’t clear a twenty-foot radius on Las Vegas Boulevard, we’ll mow hell’s crosswalk with a tank—no questions asked! Sleeve the stench. Survive the swarm. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought sleeves and a flamethrower!
 
 
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean