THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S A FUCKING EMERGENCY BROADCAST FOR THE STRIP’S ZOMBIE OBSTACLE COURSE FROM HELL! Blasted with “HOMELESS ON THE STRIP? MORE LIKE A FUCKING ZOMBIE OBSTACLE COURSE. Piss soaked sidewalks, screaming meth goblins blocking every crosswalk like human speed bumps. I paid resort fees to dodge this shit, not play Frogger with unwashed nightmares.” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed cotton that smells better than the actual boulevard, this black bio-warfare drop hits 13 savage colors but peak toxic in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every tourist who had to hurdle twitching corpses to get a selfie, custom-printed on demand because Febreze filed for bankruptcy! If this shirt doesn’t make security wake the fuck up, we’ll napalm hell’s sidewalk until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Wear the apocalypse. Burn the boulevard. Rock the One Star like the final boss who brought a machete and zero patience!
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean