THIS AIN’T JUST A HOODIE—IT’S THE ONE-STAR HUMAN HIBERNATION BAG FOR EVERYONE STILL DIGESTING A $300 DISAPPOINTMENT BRICK! Blasted with the full “VEGAS “FINE DINING” IS A $300 WAR CRIME” takedown across legendary Comfort Colors thick-ass cotton cozier than the lie about “culinary perfection,” this hooded trauma cocoon hits in 13 savage colors and every damn one is as salty as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every soul now eating cereal because Gordon’s ego needed another yacht, custom-printed on demand because your dignity is still stuck in that “jus”! If this hoodie doesn’t make the entire Strip smell your rage, we’ll serve hell medium-rare and demand a refund—no questions asked! Hood the heist. Worship the hate. Wear the One Star like the final boss who stays warm wrapped in pure, boot-leather fury!
 




 
 

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — light and smooth for comfortable everyday wear
- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for a soft, finished look
- Relaxed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for easy movement
- Lightweight fabric (6.4 oz/yd²) — breathable and layer-friendly
- Made with OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes; member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean