THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S A FUCKING DEATH CERTIFICATE FOR YOUR WALLET AND TASTE BUDS! Blasted with “VEGAS “FINE DINING” IS A $300 WAR CRIME AGAINST STEAK AND HUMANITY. Celebrity chef slaps his name on a boot leather filet, charges enough to buy a used Honda, then sends a waiter who’d rather spit in your truffle mash than refill your water. Disappointment served rare.” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed cotton more tender than that goddamn steak ever was, this black atrocity drops in 13 savage colors but pure carnage in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every sucker who traded a car payment for rubber disguised as wagyu, custom-printed on demand because your jaw is still in physical therapy! If this shirt doesn’t make celebrity chefs shit their whites, we’ll flambé Satan’s filet until you’re howling—no questions asked! Wear the felony. Chew the regret. Rock the One Star like the final boss who brought A.1. and an AK!
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean