THIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S FULL-BODY RAGE ARMOR FOR THE F1 VEGAS YACHT-HAT HOLOCAUST SURVIVORS! Blasted with the entire “F1 VEGAS GRAND PRIX? MORE LIKE $1500 TO WATCH CARS DRIVE IN A FUCKING CIRCLE!” felony across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight cotton tough enough to survive crypto-bro sweat and $30 drink showers, this long-sleeve war crime storms in 13 savage colors and every one is as salty as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every victim still deaf from the hype and blind from the hats, custom-printed on demand because earplugs and periscopes weren’t in the hospitality package! If these sleeves don’t make stewards hide behind the barriers, we’ll wave double yellows at hell’s finish line—no questions asked! Sleeve the scam. Survive the circle-jerk. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought sleeves and zero visibility!
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean