THIS AIN’T JUST A HOODIE—IT’S THE ONE-STAR TRAUMA COCOON FOR EVERYONE STILL RECOVERING FROM THE F1 VEGAS SAFETY-CAR CIRCUS! Blasted with the full “F1 VEGAS GRAND PRIX? MORE LIKE $1500 TO WATCH CARS DRIVE IN A FUCKING CIRCLE!” takedown across legendary Comfort Colors thick-ass cotton cozier than the promise of “unforgettable views,” this hooded apocalypse hits in 13 savage colors and every damn one is as bitter as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every soul who paid premium to watch a parade behind yacht hats, custom-printed on demand because the chequered flag waved goodbye to your life savings! If this hoodie doesn’t make F1 execs spontaneously combust, we’ll red-flag hell’s entire season—no questions asked! Hood the heist. Worship the hate. Wear the One Star like the final boss who stays warm wrapped in pure, overpriced disappointment!
 
 





Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — light and smooth for comfortable everyday wear
- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for a soft, finished look
- Relaxed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for easy movement
- Lightweight fabric (6.4 oz/yd²) — breathable and layer-friendly
- Made with OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes; member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean