THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S A FUCKING CRIME REPORT FOR THE F1 VEGAS $1500 CIRCLE-JERK DISASTER! Blasted with “F1 VEGAS GRAND PRIX? MORE LIKE $1500 TO WATCH CARS DRIVE IN A FUCKING CIRCLE! Crypto-bros in yacht hats, can’t see shit, $30 drinks, race ends under safety car. What a colossal circle-jerk of disappointment!” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed cotton softer than the lie they sold you about “the greatest racing spectacle,” this black warhead drops in 13 savage colors but pure venom in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every sucker who paid a mortgage to stare at yacht hats and tail lights, custom-printed on demand because your dignity is still stuck in turn 12! If this shirt doesn’t make F1 “fans” choke on their $30 vodka-soda, we’ll safety-car Satan’s parade—no questions asked! Wear the robbery. Burn the grid. Rock the One Star like the final boss who brought binoculars and a refund demand!
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean