THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S A FUCKING PUBLIC EXECUTION OF EVERY MISERABLE DEALER WHO THINKS $5 IS AN INSULT! Blasted with “DEALERS WHO ACT LIKE I SHIT IN THEIR CEREAL WHEN I TIP $5 – Sorry I didn’t drop a Benjamin after you swept my last $300, you joyless felt-wielding vampire. Go ahead and keep glaring — your rent’s not my fucking problem, asshole.” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed cotton softer than their dead soul, this black warhead drops in 13 savage colors but pure venom in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every broke gambler who got judged harder than their play, custom-printed on demand because karma don’t take tokes! If this shirt doesn’t make dealers swallow their own teeth, we’ll stiff hell’s whole pit until you’re howling—no questions asked! Wear the glare. Burn the felt. Rock the One Star like the final boss who tips in pennies and middle fingers!
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean