THIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S FULL-BODY SHAME-PROOF ARMOR FOR ANYONE WHO EVER TOSSED $5 AND GOT A DEATH STARE IN RETURN! Blasted with the entire upgraded dealer takedown across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight cotton tougher than their fragile ego, this long-sleeve felony storms in 13 savage colors and every one is as ice-cold as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every player who’s been treated like a war criminal for coloring up, custom-printed on demand because your rent really ain’t my problem, bro! If these sleeves don’t make dealers apologize for existing, we’ll no-tip Satan until he cries—no questions asked! Sleeve the shade. Survive the sneer. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought sleeves and zero guilt!
 
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean