THIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S SWEAT-WICKING BODY ARMOR FOR THE $400 HALLWAY HOSTAGES STILL SMELLING LIKE STRANGER AND REGRET! Blasted with the full “$400 “CLUB” ENTRY JUST TO STAND IN A SWEATY HALLWAY” felony confession across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight cotton that survived the promoter grope and bathroom-adjacent table of shame, this long-sleeve war crime storms in 13 savage colors and every one reeks of betrayal as hard as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every victim still finding glitter in cracks they didn’t know existed, custom-printed on demand because therapy costs extra! If these sleeves don’t make real ballers choke on their $1,500 vodka, we’ll piss in hell’s ice bucket until you’re howling—no questions asked! Sleeve the scam. Survive the stench. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought Febreze and felony charges!
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean