THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S A FUCKING CRIME-SCENE PHOTO FOR THE $400 SWEATY HALLWAY MASSACRE! Blasted with “$400 “CLUB” ENTRY JUST TO STAND IN A SWEATY HALLWAY – I waited 90 minutes, paid a skeezy promoter $200, got felt up by security, and the “table” is a folding card table next to the bathroom. Fuck your bottle service and your whole bloodline.” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed U.S.-grown cotton softer than the lie they sold you about “VIP,” this black nightmare drops in 13 savage colors but pure venom in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every sucker who paid rent to sweat in a hallway, custom-printed on demand because dignity ain’t refundable! If this shirt doesn’t make bouncers look away in shame, we’ll shove sparklers up Satan’s ass until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Wear the scam. Burn the rope. Rock the One Star like the final boss who brought a lawn chair and zero fucks!
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean