THIS AIN’T JUST A HOODIE—IT’S THE ONE-STAR TRAUMA BLANKET FOR EVERYONE STILL RECOVERING FROM THE 6:5 BLACKJACK RAPE! Blasted with the full “6:5 BLACKJACK TABLES SHOULD BE ILLEGAL” manifesto across legendary Comfort Colors thick-ass cotton cozier than the lie about “same great game,” this hooded war fortress hits in 13 savage colors and every damn one is as broke as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every soul who watched their buy-in vanish faster than dignity on the Strip, custom-printed on demand because the shoe is rigged and so is your weekend! If this hoodie doesn’t make casino execs hide behind the ATM, we’ll stand on 12 in hell until you’re grinning—no questions asked! Hood the heist. Worship the hate. Wear the One Star like the final boss who stays warm wrapped in pure, house-edge fury!
 
 


Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — light and smooth for comfortable everyday wear
- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for a soft, finished look
- Relaxed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for easy movement
- Lightweight fabric (6.4 oz/yd²) — breathable and layer-friendly
- Made with OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes; member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean