THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S A FUCKING FELONY CHARGE AGAINST EVERY 6:5 BLACKJACK TABLE ON THE PLANET! Blasted with “6:5 BLACKJACK TABLES SHOULD BE ILLEGAL. Congratulations, you greedy cockgoblins turned the only game with decent odds into a slot machine that insults my intelligence while it rapes my wallet.” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed cotton softer than the dealer’s fake smile when they sweep your chips, this black war crime drops in 13 savage colors but pure hate in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every card-counter who just got financially sodomized, custom-printed on demand because your bankroll is still bleeding! If this shirt doesn’t make pit bosses sweat through their cheap suits, we’ll deal 6:5 to Satan himself until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Wear the rape. Burn the felt. Rock the One Star like the final boss who still knows how to count to 21!
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean