THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S A GODDAMN FINANCIAL TRAUMA SCAR FOR THE $20 BUD LIGHT HOLOCAUST! Blasted with “$20 FOR A FUCKING BUD LIGHT – I came here to get drunk, not refinance my house for a lukewarm piss-water that costs more than my first car.” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed U.S.-grown cotton softer than the bartender’s cold dead heart when he rang me up, this black rage beast drops in 13 savage colors but hits peak bankruptcy in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every sucker who sold an organ for foam, custom-printed on demand because your credit score just filed for Chapter 11! If this shirt doesn’t make people choke on their $28 cocktail, we’ll shove limes up Satan’s ass until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Wear the robbery. Worship the rip-off. Rock the One Star like the final boss who still drinks the free water and flips the bird!
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean