THIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S FULL-ARMOR FOR THE $20 BUD LIGHT SURVIVORS STILL PAYING INTEREST ON THAT ONE BEER! Blasted with “$20 FOR A FUCKING BUD LIGHT – I came here to get drunk, not refinance my house for a lukewarm piss-water that costs more than my first car.” across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight cotton tougher than the hangover from that overpriced swill, this long-sleeve debt shield storms in 13 savage colors and every one is as bitter as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every human still sending payments to Anheuser-Busch in 2025, custom-printed on demand because therapy ain’t covered! If these sleeves don’t make bartenders spontaneously combust, we’ll garnish hell’s wages until you’re howling—no questions asked! Sleeve the scam. Survive the sticker shock. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought a flask and a vengeance!
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean