THIS AIN’T JUST A HOODIE—IT’S THE ONE-STAR BANKRUPTCY BLANKET FOR THE $20 BUD LIGHT VICTIMS STILL CRYING INTO THEIR EMPTY WALLET! Blasted with “$20 FOR A FUCKING BUD LIGHT – I came here to get drunk, not refinance my house for a lukewarm piss-water that costs more than my first car.” across legendary Comfort Colors thick-ass cotton cozier than the lie they told you about “happy hour,” this hooded debt fortress hits in 13 savage colors and every damn one is as broke as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every soul currently eating ramen because of one beer, custom-printed on demand because the repo man’s already circling! If this hoodie doesn’t make casino bars drop their prices out of guilt, we’ll waterboard the devil with Coors until you’re grinning—no questions asked! Hood the heist. Worship the hurt. Wear the One Star like the final boss who stays warm wrapped in pure financial trauma!
 
 





Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — light and smooth for comfortable everyday wear
- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for a soft, finished look
- Relaxed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for easy movement
- Lightweight fabric (6.4 oz/yd²) — breathable and layer-friendly
- Made with OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes; member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean