THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S A FUCKING MANIFESTO FOR EVERY POOR BASTARD WHO GOT BENT OVER BY THE STRIP! Blasted with “6/5 Blackjack, $25 Table Minimums, 000 Roulette, Resort Fee Robbery, $30 Cocktails, Marijuana Smoke Everywhere. Greedy Corporations Suck! Would NOT Recommend.” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed U.S.-grown cotton softer than the lie they told you about “value,” this black war crime drops in 13 savage colors but pure hate in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every victim still tasting that $30 vodka-Red Bull, custom-printed on demand because your soul is non-refundable! If this shirt doesn’t make casino execs shit solid gold bricks, we’ll shove triple-zero wheels up Satan’s ass until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Wear the robbery. Burn the house. Rock the One Star like the final boss who brought a flask and felony intent!
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean