THIS AIN’T JUST A HOODIE—IT’S THE ONE-STAR TRAUMA BLANKET FOR EVERYONE STILL COUGHING UP LUNG AND WALLET! Blasted with the full “6/5 Blackjack, $25 Table Minimums…” hit list across legendary Comfort Colors thick-ass cotton cozier than the lie about “Vegas being affordable,” this hooded war fortress hits in 13 savage colors and every damn one is as bitter as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every soul currently eating ramen because of resort fees, custom-printed on demand because the house always wins and you always lose! If this hoodie doesn’t clear the casino floor just by walking in, we’ll turn hell into a 6:5 table until you’re grinning—no questions asked! Hood the heist. Worship the hate. Wear the One Star like the final boss who stays warm wrapped in pure corporate contempt!
 
 





Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — light and smooth for comfortable everyday wear
- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for a soft, finished look
- Relaxed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for easy movement
- Lightweight fabric (6.4 oz/yd²) — breathable and layer-friendly
- Made with OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes; member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean