THIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S FULL-BODY RAGE ARMOR FOR SURVIVORS OF THE GREEDY CORPORATIONS! Blasted with the entire “6/5 Blackjack, $25 Table Minimums…” indictment across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight cotton tough enough to survive the weed-cloud cough and resort-fee PTSD, this long-sleeve felony storms in 13 savage colors and every one is as pissed as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every human still paying off that $30 cocktail from 2023, custom-printed on demand because therapy ain’t comped! If these sleeves don’t make pit bosses spontaneously combust, we’ll hotbox hell with dispensary regs until you’re howling—no questions asked! Sleeve the scam. Survive the smoke. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought sleeves and zero mercy!
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean