THIS AIN’T JUST A BLACK COFFEE MUG—IT’S A DARK CERAMIC ALTAR TO THE GREEDY CORPORATIONS THAT MESSED UP YOUR VACATION SIDEWAYS! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every lift unleashes midnight Strip menace) this premium dishwasher-safe U.S.-printed porcelain tank holds 11oz (or 15oz when the weed smoke flashbacks hit) of whatever black brew fuels survival after the robbery! Perfect for turning every coffee break into a shadowy testament that Vegas isn’t Sin City—it’s Greed City, baby! If this black mug doesn’t make coworkers lower the AC out of corporate fear, we’ll 6:5 blackjack until you’re howling—no questions asked! Grip the greed. Sip the scam. Drink from the One Star like the final boss whose morning ritual is pure, unfiltered hate!
Product features
- Glossy 100% ceramic body with deep black finish
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
- Vivid, durable print with bright orange accents
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy use
- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap