THIS AIN’T JUST A WHITE COFFEE MUG—IT’S A CERAMIC MIDDLE FINGER TO EVERY GREEDY CORPORATION THAT BLED YOU DRY! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every right-handed sip flash-bangs the room with Vegas truth) this premium dishwasher-safe U.S.-printed porcelain beast holds 11oz (or 15oz when the rage requires extra fuel) of whatever keeps you alive after the $30 cocktail hangover! Perfect for turning every morning into a blinding reminder that the house always wins and you always lose! If this white mug doesn’t make Starbucks baristas weep, we’ll spike hell’s latte with resort fees until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Grip the grudge. Sip the spite. Drink from the One Star like the final boss who needs caffeine to plot revenge!
Product features
- Glossy white ceramic with a shiny finish
- Vibrant, crisp full‑color printing
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe
- Lead- and BPA-free with comfortable C-handle

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap