THIS AIN’T JUST A TOTE—IT’S AN 18x18 EVIDENCE BAG FOR THE GREEDY CORPORATIONS THAT ROBBED YOU BLIND! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on BOTH SIDES of heavy-duty U.S.-printed canvas tough enough to haul your empty wallet, leftover weed shame, and the ashes of your vacation budget, this rolling indictment turns every walk of shame into a public execution of the Strip! Shove receipts, regrets, and that $30 cocktail napkin inside while the dual-sided rage screams “I got messed over six ways to Sunday and all I got was this bag”! If this tote doesn’t make valets apologize for existing, we’ll triple-zero roulette until you’re howling—no questions asked! Load the loss. Haul the hate. Carry the One Star like the final boss whose souvenirs are trauma and tote bags!
Product features
- 100% polyester durable medium-weight body (200 g/m²)
- Boxed corners for extra carrying space
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for added strength
- Non-woven laminated interior with seamless black inner stitching
- 18 inches by 18 inches

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.