THIS AIN’T JUST A BLACK COFFEE MUG—IT’S A DARK CERAMIC SHRINE TO THE GOLDEN GOOBER GREMLIN THAT MELTS HEARTS AND CARPETS! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every lift unleashes midnight golden mayhem) this premium dishwasher-safe U.S.-printed porcelain tank holds 11oz (or 15oz when the lean-in hits overtime) of whatever dark brew fuels survival in the happiness blizzard! Perfect for turning every coffee break into a shadowy testament that the sunniest dogs leave the darkest fur storms! If this black mug doesn’t make people hear phantom happy panting, we’ll shed on hell’s throne until you’re howling—no questions asked! Grip the love. Sip the fluff. Drink from the One Star like the final boss whose overlord is golden, glittery, and 100% heart!
Product features
- Glossy 100% ceramic body with deep black finish
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
- Vivid, durable print with bright orange accents
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy use
- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap