THIS AIN’T JUST A WHITE COFFEE MUG—IT’S A CERAMIC BEACON FOR THE GOLDEN GOOBER GREMLIN THAT WEAPONIZED JOY! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every right-handed sip blinds the room with golden truth) this premium dishwasher-safe U.S.-printed porcelain survivor holds 11oz (or 15oz when the gremlin already stole the first cup) of whatever keeps you conscious through the cuddle attacks! Perfect for turning every morning into a glowing confession that real love sheds, drools, and never stops leaning! If this white mug doesn’t make coworkers smile through the glitter in their keyboard, we’ll tail-whip the devil until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Grip the goober. Sip the sunshine. Drink from the One Star like the final boss who needs caffeine to survive pure happiness!
 
Product features
- Glossy white ceramic with a shiny finish
- Vibrant, crisp full‑color printing
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe
- Lead- and BPA-free with comfortable C-handle

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap