THIS AIN’T JUST A TOTE—IT’S AN 18x18 SHED-MOBILE FOR THE GOLDEN GOOBER GREMLIN’S ENDLESS FETCH CRIMES! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on BOTH SIDES of heavy-duty U.S.-printed canvas tough enough to haul tennis balls, half the beach, and enough fur to knit another dog, this rolling love-bomb turns every outing into a public announcement that happiness leaves glitter everywhere! Shove toys, towels, and your last clean shirt inside while the dual-sided rage mark screams “yes I live in a golden snow globe and I’m beaming”! Handles long enough to swing like a distress signal after the 47th “just one more throw”! If this tote doesn’t make strangers find fur in their pockets days later, we’ll glitter-bomb hell until you’re howling—no questions asked! Load the love. Haul the chaos. Carry the One Star like the final boss whose bag is pre-furred!
Product features
- 100% polyester durable medium-weight body (200 g/m²)
- Boxed corners for extra carrying space
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for added strength
- Non-woven laminated interior with seamless black inner stitching
- 18 inches by 18 inches

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.