THIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S FULL-BODY SHED PROTECTION FOR HOSTAGES OF THE GOLDEN GOOBER GREMLIN! Blasted with “GOLDEN GOOBER GREMLIN! This tail-wagging vacuum inhales socks, sheds like a glitter bomb, begs like a pro, and loves you harder than therapy bills!” across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight cotton tough enough to survive Category-5 tail-whips and 24/7 lean-ins, this long-sleeve love shield storms in 13 savage colors and every one is as blinding as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every walking lint roller, custom-printed on demand because your furniture is already 50% dog! If these sleeves don’t make people find golden glitter in their coffee weeks later, we’ll vacuum hell until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Sleeve the love. Survive the shed. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought extra layers and zero lint brushes!
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean