THIS AIN’T JUST A HOODIE—IT’S THE ONE-STAR HUMAN SNUGGLE SAC FOR THE GOLDEN GOOBER GREMLIN’S ETERNAL CUDDLE TAKEOVER! Blasted with “GOLDEN GOOBER GREMLIN! This tail-wagging vacuum inhales socks, sheds like a glitter bomb, begs like a pro, and loves you harder than therapy bills!” across legendary Comfort Colors thick-ass cotton so cozy your 80-lb love missile will never leave, this hooded happiness bunker hits in 13 savage colors and every damn one is as warm as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every human pillow currently occupied by a golden furnace, custom-printed on demand because personal space is canceled forever! If this hoodie doesn’t turn every room into a lean-in ambush zone, we’ll belly-rub the devil until you’re grinning—no questions asked! Hood the goober. Worship the fluff. Wear the One Star like the final boss who stays warm in a permanent hug!





Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — light and smooth for comfortable everyday wear
- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for a soft, finished look
- Relaxed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for easy movement
- Lightweight fabric (6.4 oz/yd²) — breathable and layer-friendly
- Made with OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes; member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean