THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S A ONE-STAR LOVE LETTER TO THE GOLDEN GOOBER GREMLIN THAT RUINED YOUR LIFE WITH HAPPINESS! Blasted with “GOLDEN GOOBER GREMLIN! This tail-wagging vacuum inhales socks, sheds like a glitter bomb, begs like a pro, and loves you harder than therapy bills!” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed U.S.-grown cotton so soft it’s basically a hug from the dog that never stops hugging, this sunshine torpedo drops in 13 savage colors but radiates pure chaos in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every human owned by a walking carpet of joy, custom-printed on demand because your vacuum already committed suicide! If this shirt doesn’t make strangers smile while simultaneously fearing for their shoes, we’ll shed on Satan until you’re howling—no questions asked! Wear the fluff. Worship the goober. Rock the One Star like the final boss who lost every sock but won the lottery in love!
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean