THIS AIN’T JUST A BLACK COFFEE MUG—IT’S A DARK CERAMIC THRONE FOR THE SHEPHERD SHED STORM THAT OWNS YOUR SOUL! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every lift unleashes midnight tactical menace) this premium dishwasher-safe U.S.-printed porcelain tank holds 11oz (or 15oz when the patrol never ends) of whatever black brew fuels survival in the fur fallout zone! Perfect for turning every coffee break into a shadowy testament that real protection comes with shedding, staring, and zero chill! If this black mug doesn’t make people lower their voice instinctively, we’ll guard hell’s gates until you’re howling—no questions asked! Grip the loyalty. Sip the legend. Drink from the One Star like the final boss whose overlord is black, tan, and always watching!
Product features
- Glossy 100% ceramic body with deep black finish
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
- Vivid, durable print with bright orange accents
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy use
- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap