THIS AIN’T JUST A WHITE COFFEE MUG—IT’S A CERAMIC MEDAL FOR SURVIVORS OF THE SHEPHERD SHED STORM! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every right-handed sip flashes pure GSD authority across the room) this premium dishwasher-safe U.S.-printed porcelain beast holds 11oz (or 15oz when the 4 a.m. perimeter check starts early) of whatever keeps you alert while 90 lbs of velvet-jawed justice stares into your soul! Perfect for turning every morning into a glowing confession that loyalty looks like a black-and-tan fur blizzard! If this white mug doesn’t make coworkers stand at attention, we’ll give the devil the stink-eye until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Grip the guard. Sip the storm. Drink from the One Star like the final boss who needs caffeine to match the intensity!
 
Product features
- Glossy white ceramic with a shiny finish
- Vibrant, crisp full‑color printing
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe
- Lead- and BPA-free with comfortable C-handle

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap