THIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S FULL-COVERAGE CAMO FOR VICTIMS OF THE SHEPHERD SHED STORM! Blasted with “SHEPHERD SHED STORM! This laser-eyed legend patrols your yard, sheds enough for a second dog, outsmarts your locks, and guards your heart like Fort Knox!” across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight cotton tough enough to survive 3 a.m. perimeter checks and fur-nado season, this long-sleeve fortress storms in 13 savage colors and every one is as intimidating as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every human who wakes up crunching fur between their teeth, custom-printed on demand because lint rollers are bankrupt! If these sleeves don’t make people whisper “that’s a serious dog owner,” we’ll bark orders at hell until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Sleeve the shed. Survive the stare. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought extra armor and zero escape routes!
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean