THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S A ONE-STAR BADGE OF HONOR FOR THE HUMAN OWNED BY A SHEPHERD SHED STORM! Blasted with “SHEPHERD SHED STORM! This laser-eyed legend patrols your yard, sheds enough for a second dog, outsmarts your locks, and guards your heart like Fort Knox!” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed U.S.-grown cotton so soft it almost survives the fur apocalypse, this tactical beast drops in 13 savage colors but looks straight-up lethal in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every K-9 sergeant’s favorite chew toy, custom-printed on demand because your vacuum already filed for disability! If this shirt doesn’t make strangers stand straighter when you walk by, we’ll outsmart Satan until you’re howling—no questions asked! Wear the patrol. Worship the storm. Rock the One Star like the final boss who lost the fur war but won the loyalty lottery!
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean