THIS AIN’T JUST A WHITE COFFEE MUG—IT’S A CERAMIC MONUMENT TO THE SQUACH-FACED FART DEMON THAT BANKRUPTED YOUR SOUL! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every right-handed sip crop-dusts the entire break room with Frenchie truth) this premium dishwasher-safe U.S.-printed porcelain survivor holds 11oz (or 15oz when the vet calls again) of whatever keeps you conscious through the stench and the bills! Perfect for turning innocent mornings into glowing confessions that love smells like death and costs a mortgage! If this white mug doesn’t make coworkers wave the air like they’re surrendering, we’ll gas out the underworld until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Grip the gremlin. Sip the sin. Drink from the One Star like the final boss who needs caffeine to outrun the cloud!

Product features
- Glossy white ceramic with a shiny finish
- Vibrant, crisp full‑color printing
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe
- Lead- and BPA-free with comfortable C-handle

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap