THIS AIN’T JUST A TOTE—IT’S AN 18x18 GAS-CHAMBER-ON-THE-GO FOR BAT-EARED BIOTERRORISTS! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on BOTH SIDES of heavy-duty U.S.-printed canvas tough enough to haul allergy meds, air purifiers, and the ashes of your savings, this rolling hazard zone turns every Target run into a public health announcement that your Frenchie’s butt is a registered weapon! Shove toys, treats, and that emergency Febreze arsenal inside while the dual-sided rage mark warns the world you live in a permanent hot-box of love and war crimes! Handles long enough to swing like a warning flare after the latest silent-but-deadly! If this tote doesn’t make strangers hold their breath at checkout, we’ll fart in hell’s elevator until you’re howling—no questions asked! Load the wreckage. Haul the haze. Carry the One Star like the final boss whose bag matches the crime scene!

Product features
- 100% polyester durable medium-weight body (200 g/m²)
- Boxed corners for extra carrying space
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for added strength
- Non-woven laminated interior with seamless black inner stitching
- 18 inches by 18 inches

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.