THIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S WINTER PROTECTION FOR HUMANS ALLERGIC TO FRESH AIR AND MONEY! Blasted with “This bat-eared, squach-faced gremlin is a FARTING FREIGHT TRAIN of love and destruction with vet bills from Hades!” across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight cotton tough enough to survive chemical warfare from both ends, this long-sleeve biohazard suit hits in 13 savage colors and every one reeks of bad decisions as hard as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every hostage hiding crop-dusted sleeves, custom-printed on demand because the ozone layer already filed a complaint! If these arms don’t make people back away like you’re Patient Zero, we’ll crop-dust hell until you’re crying laughing—no questions asked! Sleeve the stench. Survive the snorts. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought layers and Febreeze stock!
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean