THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S A ONE-STAR BILLBOARD FOR THE BAT-EARED FART APOCALYPSE THAT OWNS YOUR WALLET! Blasted with “This bat-eared, squach-faced gremlin is a FARTING FREIGHT TRAIN of love and destruction with vet bills from Hades!” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed U.S.-grown cotton so soft it almost offsets the $4k surgery, this monster drops in 13 savage colors but looks straight demonic in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every broke servant of a Frenchie overlord, custom-printed on demand because your credit score is already in the ICU! If this shirt doesn’t make strangers gag from memory alone, we’ll hot-box Satan until you’re wheezing with laughter—no questions asked! Wear the gas. Worship the gremlin. Rock the One Star like the final boss who pays rent in snorts and medical debt!
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean