THIS AIN’T JUST A WHITE COFFEE MUG—IT’S A CERAMIC CROWN FOR THE DOXIE DIG DICTATOR THAT WEIGHS 12 LBS AND OWNS YOUR MORTGAGE! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every right-handed sip unleashes pure sausage supremacy) this premium dishwasher-safe U.S.-printed porcelain beast holds 11oz (or 15oz when the yodeling starts at dawn) of whatever keeps you conscious while the low-rider demands breakfast in bed! Perfect for turning every morning into a blinding confession that size means nothing when you have attitude and lungs! If this white mug doesn’t make coworkers fear the tiny bark, we’ll tunnel straight to hell until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Grip the wiener. Sip the reign. Drink from the One Star like the final boss whose real boss fits under the table!
Product features
- Glossy white ceramic with a shiny finish
- Vibrant, crisp full‑color printing
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe
- Lead- and BPA-free with comfortable C-handle

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap