THIS AIN’T JUST A BLACK COFFEE MUG—IT’S A DARK CERAMIC SCEPTER FOR THE DOXIE DIG DICTATOR THAT RULES FROM THE COUCH! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every lift unleashes midnight dachshund dominance) this premium dishwasher-safe U.S.-printed porcelain tank holds 11oz (or 15oz when the blanket burrito hits overtime) of whatever dark brew fuels survival under constant sausage scrutiny! Perfect for turning every coffee break into a shadowy testament that the fiercest rulers come in extra-small with extra-large opinions! If this black mug doesn’t make people instinctively lower their voice, we’ll yodel hell awake until you’re howling—no questions asked! Grip the power. Sip the sass. Drink from the One Star like the final boss whose overlord is long, low, and 100% in charge!
Product features
- Glossy 100% ceramic body with deep black finish
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
- Vivid, durable print with bright orange accents
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy use
- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap