THIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S BURROW-PROOF ARMOR FOR PRISONERS OF THE DOXIE DIG DICTATOR! Blasted with “DOXIE DIG DICTATOR! This long-boy burrow boss tunnels your yard, yodels at shadows, demands burrito laps, and rules with stubby-fierce devotion!” across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight cotton tough enough to survive blanket hogging and 4 a.m. shadow alerts, this long-sleeve fortress storms in 13 savage colors and every one is as dramatic as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every human heating pad, custom-printed on demand because your couch now has a permanent sausage dent! If these sleeves don’t make people back away from the tiny bark with the big attitude, we’ll yodel the devil deaf until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Sleeve the reign. Survive the yodel. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought extra warmth and zero authority!
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean