THIS AIN’T JUST A HOODIE—IT’S THE ONE-STAR PORTABLE BURRITO FOR THE DOXIE DIG DICTATOR’S LAP MONOPOLY! Blasted with “DOXIE DIG DICTATOR! This long-boy burrow boss tunnels your yard, yodels at shadows, demands burrito laps, and rules with stubby-fierce devotion!” across legendary Comfort Colors thick-ass cotton so cozy your dachshund will refuse to walk ever again, this hooded empire hits in 13 savage colors and every damn one is as extra as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every human lap currently under 16 inches of attitude, custom-printed on demand because stairs are now enemy territory! If this hoodie doesn’t turn every room into a doxie blanket burrito, we’ll demand belly rubs from Satan until you’re grinning—no questions asked! Hood the wiener. Worship the dig. Wear the One Star like the final boss who stays warm under low-rider rule!
 
 





Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — light and smooth for comfortable everyday wear
- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for a soft, finished look
- Relaxed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for easy movement
- Lightweight fabric (6.4 oz/yd²) — breathable and layer-friendly
- Made with OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes; member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean