THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S A ONE-STAR MANIFESTO FOR THE DOXIE DIG DICTATOR THAT TUNNELED STRAIGHT INTO YOUR SOUL! Blasted with “DOXIE DIG DICTATOR! This long-boy burrow boss tunnels your yard, yodels at shadows, demands burrito laps, and rules with stubby-fierce devotion!” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed U.S.-grown cotton so soft it’s basically a blanket for your 12-lb tyrant, this wiener warlord drops in 13 savage colors but looks most lethal in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every human owned by a hot-dog shaped despot, custom-printed on demand because your lawn already looks like a WWI battlefield! If this shirt doesn’t make strangers hear phantom yodeling at 3 a.m., we’ll tunnel under hell until you’re howling—no questions asked! Wear the sausage. Worship the dig. Rock the One Star like the final boss who lost the yard but won the dictatorship!
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean