THIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S FULL-BODY PEOPLE-REPELLENT FOR ANYONE SICK OF BREATHING THE SAME AIR AS THESE WALKING DISAPPOINTMENTS! Blasted with “PEOPLE – Fucking Sucks! Would NOT Recommend.” across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight cotton tougher than their feelings, this long-sleeve fortress storms in 13 savage colors and every one is as done as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every soul who’s one interaction away from becoming a hermit, custom-printed on demand because eye contact is canceled forever! If these sleeves don’t make strangers suddenly remember personal space, we’ll social-distance hell itself—no questions asked! Sleeve the hate. Survive the species. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought armor and zero patience!
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean