THIS AIN’T JUST A TOTE—IT’S AN 18x18 CHOCOLATE EVIDENCE LOCKER FOR THE CHAOS FIEND’S CRIMES! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on BOTH SIDES of heavy-duty U.S.-printed canvas tough enough to haul stolen sandwiches, half the lake, and your last dry towel, this rolling crime-scene turns every grocery run into a public announcement that a cocoa missile runs your life! Shove treats, tennis balls, and the shredded remains of your boundaries inside while the dual-sided rage mark screams “yes everything in here is covered in drool and I’m proud”! Handles long enough to sling like a white flag after the latest fridge raid! If this tote doesn’t make cashiers brace for splash damage, we’ll waterboard hell until you’re howling—no questions asked! Load the love. Haul the chaos. Carry the One Star like the final boss whose bag matches the crime scene!
Product features
- 100% polyester durable medium-weight body (200 g/m²)
- Boxed corners for extra carrying space
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for added strength
- Non-woven laminated interior with seamless black inner stitching
- 18 inches by 18 inches

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.