THIS AIN’T JUST A BLACK COFFEE MUG—IT’S A DARK CERAMIC ALTAR TO THE CHOCO CHAOS FIEND THAT MELTED YOUR HEART AND YOUR FLOORS! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every lift unleashes midnight cocoa menace) this premium dishwasher-safe U.S.-printed porcelain tank holds 11oz (or 15oz when the raid went overtime) of whatever dark brew fuels your survival in the splash zone! Perfect for turning every coffee break into a shadowy testament that true love leaves paw prints and puddles! If this black mug doesn’t make people hear phantom happy-wheezing, we’ll belly-slide through hell’s mud until you’re howling—no questions asked! Grip the beast. Sip the love. Drink from the One Star like the final boss whose overlord is brown, wet, and unstoppable!
Product features
- Glossy 100% ceramic body with deep black finish
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
- Vivid, durable print with bright orange accents
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy use
- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap