THIS AIN’T JUST A WHITE COFFEE MUG—IT’S A CERAMIC TROPHY FOR SURVIVORS OF THE CHOCO CHAOS FIEND! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every right-handed sip drowns the room in chocolate lab truth) this premium dishwasher-safe U.S.-printed porcelain beast holds 11oz (or 15oz when the beast drank the first pot) of whatever keeps you conscious through the drool storms! Perfect for turning every morning into a glowing billboard that love comes in 90-lb slobbery installments! If this white mug doesn’t make coworkers picture a brown blur stealing their lunch, we’ll dunk the devil until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Grip the slobber. Sip the chaos. Drink from the One Star like the final boss who needs caffeine to outrun the tail!

Product features
- Glossy white ceramic with a shiny finish
- Vibrant, crisp full‑color printing
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe
- Lead- and BPA-free with comfortable C-handle

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap