THIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S FLOOD PROTECTION FOR VICTIMS OF THE CHOCO CHAOS FIEND! Blasted with “CHOCO CHAOS FIEND! This CHOCOLATE BEAST raids your fridge, defies orders, splashes water, and drools pure love.” across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight cotton tough enough to survive water-bowl tsunamis and midnight snack, this long-sleeve drool shield storms in 13 savage colors and every one is as chaotic as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every servant hiding slobber sleeves, custom-printed on demand because the oceans are already full! If these arms don’t make people back away from the wet spots, we’ll cannonball into hell’s pool until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Sleeve the flood. Survive the raid. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought towels and zero control!
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean