THIS AIN’T JUST A HOODIE—IT’S THE ONE-STAR SNUGGLE BUNKER FOR CHOCO CHAOS FIEND HOSTAGES! Blasted with “CHOCO CHAOS FIEND! This CHOCOLATE BEAST raids your fridge, defies orders, splashes water, and drools pure love.” across legendary Comfort Colors thick-ass cotton so cozy it almost absorbs the tidal wave of love, this hooded fortress hits in 13 savage colors and every damn one is equally delicious as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every human couch currently occupied by a drooling cocoa brick, custom-printed on demand because your furniture’s already a biohazard! If this hoodie doesn’t make people hear phantom tail-thumps in their nightmares, we’ll belly-flop into Satan’s kiddy pool until you’re grinning—no questions asked! Hood the drool. Worship the beast. Wear the One Star like the final boss who stays dry(ish)!





Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — light and smooth for comfortable everyday wear
- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for a soft, finished look
- Relaxed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for easy movement
- Lightweight fabric (6.4 oz/yd²) — breathable and layer-friendly
- Made with OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes; member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean