THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S A ONE-STAR CONFESSION THAT YOU SOLD YOUR SOUL TO A CHOCOLATE CHAOS FIEND! Blasted with “CHOCO CHAOS FIEND! This CHOCOLATE BEAST raids your fridge, defies orders, splashes water, and drools pure love.” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed U.S.-grown cotton so soft it almost survives the drool tsunami, this monster drops in 13 savage colors but looks straight-up edible in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every human owned by a 90-lb cocoa torpedo, custom-printed on demand because your kitchen floor’s already a swamp! If this shirt doesn’t make strangers smell phantom chocolate drool, we’ll raid hell’s fridge until you’re howling—no questions asked! Wear the slobber. Worship the beast. Rock the One Star like the final boss who lost the war on counter-surfing!
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean