THIS AIN’T JUST A TOTE—IT’S AN 18x18 MOBILE OXYGEN TANK FOR THE BULLDOG BLOAT BEHEMOTH’S DAILY STRUGGLES! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on BOTH SIDES of heavy-duty U.S.-printed canvas tough enough to haul allergy meds, cooling mats, and enough treats to fund a small country, this rolling wrinkle wagon turns every outing into a public service announcement that love is loud, sweaty, and refuses stairs! Shove harnesses, wipes, and your last dry shirt inside while the dual-sided rage mark screams “yes my dog sounds like a broken accordion and I’d die for him”! Handles long enough to drag like a sled after the 3-foot walk wipes him out! If this tote doesn’t make people offer you a seat on the bus, we’ll wheeze through hell until you’re howling—no questions asked! Load the love. Haul the snorts. Carry the One Star like the final boss whose bag comes with built-in AC!
Product features
- 100% polyester durable medium-weight body (200 g/m²)
- Boxed corners for extra carrying space
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for added strength
- Non-woven laminated interior with seamless black inner stitching
- 18 inches by 18 inches

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.