THIS AIN’T JUST A WHITE COFFEE MUG—IT’S A CERAMIC MONUMENT TO THE BULLDOG BLOAT BEHEMOTH THAT STOLE YOUR HEART AND YOUR HVAC BUDGET! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every right-handed sip flashes pure bulldog glory) this premium dishwasher-safe U.S.-printed porcelain beast holds 11oz (or 15oz when the snoring keeps you up) of whatever keeps you conscious while 55 lbs of wrinkles melts across your lap! Perfect for turning every morning into a blinding confession that real love comes with vet bills and victory farts! If this white mug doesn’t make coworkers hear imaginary snoring, we’ll drool on the devil until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Grip the wrinkles. Sip the snorts. Drink from the One Star like the final boss who needs caffeine to survive pure laziness!
 
Product features
- Glossy white ceramic with a shiny finish
- Vibrant, crisp full‑color printing
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe
- Lead- and BPA-free with comfortable C-handle

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap